Mad For It

Greetings from the heart of mad-chester, where New Order were officially better than the Beatles, Joy Division are still the cutting edge of British cool and Primal Scream actually made more than one good album.

I've seen some weird shit on this tour, inkers, and that's pretty surprising seeing as the whole thing is a propaganda exercise funded entirely by the British Government.

In the un-picturesque town of Trentham we were taken to the latest £100 million attraction—an Italian style garden and monkey forest complex.

Yep, that's Italian garden and monkey forest—two timeless British traditions. I fear the monkeys won't survive the winter. They should have just used the members of Supergrass…

we also went to the museum of the toilet in particularly-unlovely stoke on trent (also known as the birthplace of Robbie Williams, take your pick which is better) These are all excellent examples of a hot new trend I'm thinking of calling:
Fool Britannia

I wish they'd stop feeding me black pudding.

I might get to meet Tony Wilson tonight (exciting for me, not so for most other people I acknowledge). will keep you updated on my 24 hour party peopling adventures if I have any.