Flat Ink

Danger danger high voltage as Paddy might say. I have, since tuesday, been sick as a local-furry-squid with gastro and remain so. I fear for the band dinner. In fact, until you hear otherwise I reckon it is dead in the water until the new year. I feel certain that cooking for others whilst you have gastro can only spell trouble with a capital T, which rhymes with P which stands for Pool.
Yours in disgrace
Unrelenting Tedium